should children witness childbirth?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 2:12:32

SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILD BIRTH?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight
high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little
feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
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Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 7:00:16

Yeah, smack that bad little baby again. LOL

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 7:24:39

hahahahaha

Post 4 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 12:27:28

I've heard of that one before. That's funny. *smile*

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 24-Nov-2006 19:40:00

ahahahahaha!

Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 25-Nov-2006 14:17:11

haha! cute.

Post 7 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 25-Nov-2006 16:23:48

hahahahahaha! that was cute and also funny